2.09.2007

I Suck at Being a Vegetarian

I recently decided that it's never too early to start getting in shape for the big day. I haven't worked out in way too long, and I ate nothing but sugar over Christmas break, so my first decision was to eat more healthy stuff. Since meat and sugar makes my tummy feel bad, I decided to try not eating any for a while. Here's how it's been going:

-this past week I've had soup with sausage, a hamburger, some steak, chili and chicken.
-the other night I had seven caramel-pecan bars
-I have ribs in the fridge that my mom made, and I plan on eating those because, you know, there are starving kids in Ethiopia and I'm pretty sure it's a sin to throw away food.

Maybe this next week will go better.

8 comments:

The Cynical Idealist said...

Dude Jen, haven't you seen the memos on EVERY GODDAMN BATHROOM STALL DOOR at LC? What about the environment, Jen? Don't you know that eating meat is freakin' totally environmentally unsustainable? I heard you can get a veggie sponsor to help you through the transition through that "We hate meat and the people who like eating meat" club at school. Sign up already!

Turd Ferguson said...

You suck at a lot of things. :rimshot

Turd Ferguson said...

I think there is a meeting involving *FREE PIZZA* 9 times a day. But nothing beats "Save the birds from flying into the window committee", with frequent webmail updates!

alex_slander the gr8 said...

Why cant sexually deprived frat boys be a protected group? You know, for Turd's sake.

Anonymous said...

Won't someone think of the children!

Turd Ferguson said...
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Anonymous said...

The children would like to know what was deleted.

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