I was eating my dinner in the front part of the library (the loud part where the herd giggles about their Duran-Duran collection) when some large blond girl came over and said 'um, excuuuse me, but there is no food in the library so you'll have to move to Wood Hall.' I said, 'what are you talking about? Everyone eats in here!' She then said that she was aware of that and that the librarians were going to start a smack-down. She went away and came back with a little sticky note that she stuck to my table that says 'Please ---- NO FOOD in the library. Thank you for your cooperation.' I'm guessing she knows the meaning of the term passive-aggressive.
The librarians are gettin' serious, people! Alex, that means you can't eat your huge bag o' lunch in there anymore. Sorry.
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That is fucking bullshit.
One more reason they will never get any of my alumni money.
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